Far Cry 4: World Of Pure Imagination

 

 

Far Cry 4 was just given a release date and this promotional art. Never really cared for the series, but apparently this one will star a new type of insane villain…
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Photo courtesy of Brian Altano and pulled from Kotaku.

Ok, but seriously, this is the best thing ever. Something about this image has me cracking up every time I see it. Maybe because Mel Stuart’s Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory is one of my favorite movies of all time.

There’s no earthly way of knowing…
Which direction we are going…
There’s no knowing where we’re rowing…
Or which way the river’s flowing…
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a’ blowin?
Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing?
Are the fires of Hell a’ glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
YES! THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING!
AND THEY ARE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!

Here’s the original image for comparison:
nqfctmgprgyvyiocou2gThis sure was a quick post. Maybe if this gets a lot of feedback I could do some of these quick posts more often on little things I find instead of waiting several weeks for a long-thought out post.

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About Chris "Kodoku" Detrick

Hello, my name is Chris Eric Detrick and I'm a currently a student at Virginia Commonwealth University and a freelance video game writer. I'm stationed out in Richmond, Virginia and looking for work. My blog has been featured in Freshly Pressed and since then I have only grown as a writer and journalist. You can contact me via email: chrisericdetrick@gmail.com
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2 Responses to Far Cry 4: World Of Pure Imagination

  1. Kate's Reviews says:

    Haha this is actually too funny. Truthfully I think I would be more willing to buy far cry 4 if it was the real cover.

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